Go-go Gore

Remember when people used to parody Al Gore by talking ... very ... slowly? He just rushed through his brief speech like the guy from the old Federal Express commercials.

The parallels he drew between Obama and Lincoln — their relative inexperience, their opposition to popular wars, their eloquence — were a reminder that long years in office are no substitute for judgment, even if you think Obama = Lincoln is a stretch.

It's Al Gore rumor time

I was joking with someone today that it was time to start an Al Gore rumor — i.e., the deadlocked Democrats will turn to Gore at their convention as the only candidate who can bring together the Obama and Clinton forces.

We laughed. But it turns out that Eleanor Clift has already started.

Gore wins Nobel

Al Gore has won the Nobel Peace Prize for his leadership on global warming. He was so heavily favored that I actually thought he wouldn't win, but sometimes predictions come true.

Naturally, the focus is on whether he'll now run for president. Personally, I think he's more impressive than anyone now in the field. But I also think he shouldn't run, for two reasons: (1) Hillary Clinton and, to a lesser extent, Barack Obama are running strong, well-funded campaigns, giving Gore less than a compelling rationale for jumping in; and (2) the media seem to lose their collective minds in the presence of Gore, as Bob Somerby has so impressively documented.

The next two weeks will tell. But I don't think a Gore 2008 campaign is going to happen.

Smearing Al Gore again (and again)

Boston Globe columnist Jeff Jacoby today offers a newish twist on the old "Al Gore claimed he invented the Internet, har, har, har" canard — he quotes Gore accurately but twists the meaning. Jacoby's intent is to mock Gore on global warming. He writes:

In the worlds [sic] of Al Gore, America's leading global warming apostle: "There's no more debate. We face a planetary emergency.... There is no more scientific debate among serious people who've looked at the evidence."

But as with other claims Gore has made over the years ("I took the initiative in creating the Internet"), this one doesn't mesh with reality.

Yet as the incomparable Bob Somerby has meticulously documented, Gore's claim meshes perfectly with reality. It was Gore, more than any member of Congress, who pushed for the funding and provided the vision needed to lift a tiny, military- and university-oriented network called the ARPANET into the communications tool we have today.

If, after all these years, you still have any doubts, read this Somerby post. Don't worry about what might strike you as Somerby's partisan tone — look at the evidence he's dug up. Here's a taste, in the form of an excerpt Somerby found in the Guardian from 1988, 12 years before Gore made his comments to CNN:

American computing scientists are campaigning for the creation of a "superhighway" which would revolutionise data transmission.

Legislation has already been laid before Congress by Senator Albert Gore of Tennessee, calling for government funds to help establish the new network, which scientists say they can have working within five years, at a cost of $400 million.

Also note that none other than Newt Gingrich, among others, has acknowledged the truthfulness of Gore's claim. I'm not sure we've ever had a major political figure as frequently and casually lied about as Al Gore. This phenomenon surely cost him the presidency in 2000, and I imagine it's got a lot to do with why he won't get into the race this time.

By the way, Jacoby also quotes NASA administrator Michael Griffin's controversial comments that global warming is nothing to get excited about. But he seems to have missed Griffin's subsequent apology. Keep in mind that Griffin has never denied the reality of global warming. Thus his personal view that we shouldn't do anything about it has no more value than my personal view that Terry Francona ought to give Jason Varitek more days off.

Monday update: David Bernstein expertly analyzes Jacoby's anti-global-warming case. "Surely," Bernstein writes, "if nine oncologists tell Jacoby that he needs a growth removed, and one tells him that the evidence of malignancy was not as strong as the others suggest, he would demand a strong argument for listening to the one over the nine."

A fast-moving Prius

I've heard it said that one big drawback to the Toyota Prius is that it has no power. Apparently that isn't true.

Jeff Greenfield on the "liberal" media

Jeff Greenfield on liberal media bias:

[I]n my view the danger of bias does not lie in political coverage. I mean, ask Al Gore and John Kerry if they were the beneficiary of a poodle press. They were treated very critically — appropriately.

"Appropriately"? As has been well-documented (start here and here), Gore in 2000 was subjected to the most viciously false media pounding of any modern presidential candidate. From the media-created lie that Gore had claimed to have "invented" the Internet to the hue and cry that he give up on a race that he'd actually won, the 2000 presidential campaign amounted to a shocking eruption of media irresponsibility. The media's shoddy performance was just as responsible for Gore's loss as the five Supreme Court justices who handed George W. Bush a victory he hadn't earned.

No, it wasn't as bad with Kerry. The swift-boat lies never really broke out of the cable and radio talk ghetto (although Eric Boehlert shows the mainstream media deserve at least some blame), and by 2004 the media were finally starting to catch on to Bush. But Greenfield really needs to bone up on what happened in 2000.

Then again, I remember Greenfield's popping up on the radio some years ago — on Imus, naturally — to say that he wasn't all that troubled by the outcome in Florida, because whatever went wrong was balanced off by the fact that the media had mistakenly called the state for Gore before folks in the Panhandle had finished voting. Good grief. (Via Romenesko.)