A laugh-out-loud take on Chuck Turner

Adam Gaffin presents "Quite possibly the worst column that will ever be written about Chuck Turner." Which can only mean one thing: Joe Fitzgerald is writing again. You've got to love Fitz's shoutout to Louis Farrakhan.

Nameless mom whacks nameless paper

How much anonymity can you load into one column? The Boston Herald's Joe Fitzgerald tried for a Guinness record yesterday, attacking a newspaper he can't bring himself to name (if you haven't guessed, it's my esteemed former employer, the Boston Phoenix) with the words of an alleged hard-nosed reporter-turned-mother whom he won't identify. Pretty gripping stuff, eh?